Out Of The Mouth Of A Two Year Old

I am sure that everyone on the planet has heard the term "Kids say the darndest things"...and I am sure that everyone on the planet who has ever come into contact with children would agree with this statement. I personally believe that between the ages of 2 and 3 kids say even darnder things! I have a friend who has a three year old little girl who I absolutely adore and this kid literally cracks me up every time I am around her. She says the funniest most off the wall things...I just told my friend this week that I will be sad when she grows up a little more and quits coming up with funny stuff. I think it is awesome how kids possess the ability to be 100% silly and people think it is funny. Paige is right at that age where just about everything that comes out of her mouth is funny. Some of my absolute favorites are this new thing she has picked up where she blames EVERYTHING on the dog...and no the dog doesn't even have to be there...we could be at the store and if something happens she goes "UGGGHHH Jake-E!!!". I don't know where she got that but it is hilarious! She also says to everyone "ton't doo dawt" which is translated to mean "don't do that" but somehow when a two year old says it it suddenly becomes funny...and it is so cute and funny that she has become like a trained monkey because I make her say it all the time :-) She is also right at that age where she picks up on things that we have said and then stores them in her little memory bank and when you are least expecting it she just blurts it out...inevitably making me have to try to hold back the laughter. For example the other night she wanted her daddy to watch cartoons with her so she told him..."You come watch Jonnie Tutu NOW!!!...and when he did not respond she proceeded with....1.....2.....I gonna get a belt.....I almost died laughing because I say this to her on a daily basis...of course I never have to get a belt because she always compiles with requests at the very mention of a belt so I imagine she was a little confused when this trick did not work on daddy. Another one I am not so proud of is "I sick of it!"....that is me all the way...I am generally sick of everything by the end of the day so if you were to visit my house you could count on hearing me (OR MY TWO YEAR OLD) say "I am so sick of it." We also have a tendency to yell at the dog to "Shut up" when he barks his head of at nothing at all...which is another thing she has picked up so now when he barks its shup up Jake! That poor dog gets blamed for everything and yelled at all the time :-) We are learning to be careful about some of the things we say and we try to sit back and listen a little more because you never quite know whats going to come out of the mouth of a two year old!