Paige is in the bathtub and I am standing there talking to her when she says.....
I think this is going to cut off my circulation about that time she raises her foot out of the massive amounts of bubbles to expose a pony tail holder wrapped around her ankle....Ummm yeah Paige you really need to get that off right now!!!.....I guess if it cuts off the circulation I can lick it.....No...nope...no freaking way Paige!!! you most certainly can not lick it.....Well I like licking everyone......Wow!...Ummm....NO we do not lick anyone EVER!!!..... Oh....okay....so it is only appropriate for me to lick myself then?...as she licks her arm.....That was indeed my cue to leave the bathroom...as this conversation was obviously not leading any where.....(actually it was directly after that when she started chanting circulation, circulation...quietly to herself)...Since the day this child was born....well at least since she has been able to talk any way....conversations like this have become my normal....so almost on a daily basis I have some of the silliest conversations of my life..... I try really hard to memorize these moments and lock them away in my memory.....so I can always remember that at this exact moment in time...she was my absolute favorite.....mostly normal....yet still just slightly crazy......but undeniably hilarious almost six year old! :-)
